On this day, I spent the greater portion (at least 82 percent) of my neuroligal (brainwave) synopses on brushing up my skill at the ancient art of swallowing. One thing I noticed is that it helps to chew first. Tomorrow I shall try swallowing the following:
Beef Tenderloin
A Staple
Seven Lbs of Unpeeled Raw Garlic
Half a Small Child (small being a relative term) (child being a relative term)
One Slice of Toast
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Of course I meant Synapses rather than symonpses.
Potato/Potawto? Perhaps.
Just then I meant synopses rather than symonpses.
There is nothing special in my tea.
It's a wonder you get my breakfasts right.
Oh yeah?
Yeah!
I'll breakfast YOU!
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