Spectacles

Numerous times now during the relentless itching of various crotches (not necessarily my own) it has come to my attention that we aren't the utmost of anatomical perfection, particularly in regard to the streamlined juxtapositions in the parallax between both super and anti malignancies. I've argued with many a schoolboy about whether this may be intercepted by means of strategic marsupial manifestations to come, and to this day, nary a man child has successfully rebutted. Dare I digress? We shall see.